I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
True strength comes from lack of pants
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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