i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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