My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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