but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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