Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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