He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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