The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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