It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
are you so shy because you have an std?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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