I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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