we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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