found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
