It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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