i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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