I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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