I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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