yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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