Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The air was thick with penises
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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