I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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