Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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