I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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