Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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