# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Shame - the story of my life.
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