Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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