We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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