I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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