STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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