She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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