I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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