Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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