I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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