drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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