R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
