I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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