I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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