I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ugly people sure do ruin things
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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