ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
