I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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