have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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