so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She told me I should be a condom model.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
