Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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