He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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