Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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