If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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