Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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