Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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