sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i think my cat just said my name.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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