4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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