Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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