If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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