I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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