He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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