I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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