Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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